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13.06.2025 03:52
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading