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13.06.2025 02:03

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.