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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Fever received 'good news' after Sophie Cunningham's injury, but will she play in next game? - IndyStar

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

S&P 500 to Soar on Fading Tariffs Impact, Analysts Say - Barron's

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

The latest on the Knicks' coaching search and their interest in Jason Kidd - Marc Stein | Substack

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Paramount Global to Add Three New Board Directors As It Deals With Trump Lawsuit, FCC Review - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?